Forget William Stryker and Sabretooth! When X-Men Origins: Wolverine is finally released onto the big screen next May, his biggest threat that no claw can slash, is…

…Hannah Montana

Although Disney may seem cute and cuddly on the outside, making millions of children around the world feel happy and warm…they mean war! Disney has announced that The Hannah Montana Movie will be released on May 1st 2009, the same day as X-Men Origins: Wolverine! I expect a gender war of epic proportions, with females flocking for a sing-a-long and males opting for a slash-a-lot.