“To be fair, it really helped, but it came with a massive side effect of me violently farting. It was so often and so vigorous, I couldn’t stop.

-James McAvoy on taking muscle-gain supplements for his role in Wanted

“I’m used to having to write or direct or come up with ideas, but nobody needs me to do that on this movie. So I think I might start taking crack.”

- Ricky Gervais on his latest movie, Ghost Town

“If Robin crops up in one of the new Batman films, I’ll be chaining myself up somewhere and refusing to go to work.”

-Christian Bale on the inclusion of Robin in future Batman movies

“I got burnt boobs, I ran the wrong way under an explosion. It was my own fault, I’m clumsy, there’s a little scar.”

-Sienna Miller on a stunt mishap on the set of G.I. Joe

“It was hard work. I’m too old. David is in the best shape of his life because he had to bonk people every two minutes for Californication. He did most of the work. He’s climbing and jumping off cliffs. I didn’t do any of that and I was more exhausted by the end of it than he was. I’m a wimp.”

-Gillian Anderson on filming X-Files: I Want To Believe

“They can dredge up old cadavers in my closet. I’m not running for president. I’m a f—ing filmmaker!”

-Guillermo Del Toro on the resurfacing of a 2006 interview where he said he was not a fan of heroic fantasy

“Guns, tits, ass, no acting!”

-Sienna Miller describing G.I. Joe to a fan