Christmas Evil (aka You Better Watch Out)
This movie is messed up – we’re talking straight up whacked out. Not only do you see a little boy witness his mom being felt up and groped by his dad in a Santa suit – major with the ew factor – you also see that same kid grow up to become a maniacal murdering Santa who decides which kids are naughty and nice by peeping on them. He also brutally kills anyone who mocks him, and he does it with a hatchet. A DVD re-release of this movie contains commentary by John Waters, who apparently is a big fan of this slasher flick, and he calls it “the greatest Christmas movie ever made.” Er – okay.