A new Japanese trailer for G.I. Joe: The Rise Of The Cobra has hit the ‘nets and actually serves as the best trailer this film has seen. Maybe it’s because they don’t linger too long on the wooden acting or the groan-worthy lines, instead choosing to fade in and out of CGI sequences.
However, one of the opening shots shows Destro (played by Christopher Eccleston) talking to a masked, greasy-haired, nearly unrecognizable Joseph Gordon-Levitt who will be playing The Doctor, also aliased as Cobra Commander.
How Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to act under all that crap still remains a mystery, since it’s not really a step up from the reflective visor or hood his animated counterpart wore. I’m guessing that eye is going to do so much squinting! Squinting in anger at being thwarted by Dennis Quaid!
The trailer can be seen below!
