G.I. Joe: The Rise of Crappy Taglines

by Liam on May 27, 2009 · 12 comments

Empire got themsevles an international poster for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, which looks rather cool. Nice contract between the blue and orange. Nice photoshopped ass on Sienna Miller. However, due to my ability to read I can’t help but wonder who actually gets paid to write these taglines. They are rubbish. Observe:

gijoe poster

We still have another 3 months before G.I. Joe is released. Hopefully they can hire a better tagline writer between then and now.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/StevooGer StevooGer

    well i assume the movie will be cheesy as the taglines can assume…but cheesy in an entertaining way :)

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/StevooGer StevooGer

    well i assume the movie will be cheesy as the taglines can assume…but cheesy in an entertaining way :)

  • Richard Face

    cheesy in a stupid way.

  • Richard Face

    cheesy in a stupid way.

  • freddie

    stupid in a cheesy way.

  • freddie

    stupid in a cheesy way.

  • http://abrablog.com/ abrablog

    erk..i want to watch it. But not have a chance..

  • http://abrablog.com abrablog

    erk..i want to watch it. But not have a chance..

  • DR3DKnoT

    they're so bad their hilarious im worried that they may take the movie to seriously and have a really restraint overview of the plot

  • DR3DKnoT

    they're so bad their hilarious im worried that they may take the movie to seriously and have a really restraint overview of the plot

  • Mandeq

    I think it might be as good as transformers 2

  • Mandeq

    I think it might be as good as transformers 2