Dragonball Evolution reviews

by Liam on March 17, 2009 · Comments

dragonball-evolution-reviewsDragonball Evolution has already been released in some parts of the world such as China and Japan. As a result reviews have been pouring online…and it doesn’t look good (although that was expected).

Anime News Network gave it an F:

In the end, it all boils down to one thing: this movie appeals to nobody. It was made for no one. People who aren’t familiar with the Dragon Ball story at all will be so flabbergasted by what’s happening that they will likely tell everyone they know that it’s one of the worst movies they’ve ever seen. Fans who do know what the general story is will be furious at just how unbelievably badly they screwed this entire thing up. Kids are used to better writing than this in their weekday afternoon cartoons (although you may run into a kid who has never actually seen a movie before, and they might dig it until you show them another movie). It’s a clunky, tiresome, badly executed, horribly written pile of shame that deserves no quarter.

Nuke the Fridge

This film was easy to sit through, but not worth the price of admission. The plot is almost nonexistent and pasted together with visual effects when they needed to fill in gaps where there was nothing to say. The scope of his film is too small and almost feels like it was more for a direct to DVD release. “Dragonball” deserves better and so do you, my advice is to go read the manga.

AICN

Dragon Ball: Evolution is a terrible film for both DB fans and as a standalone film. It’s not unwatchable, but it’s definitely in the same league as Street Fighter circa JCVD which means you’ll want to gather your friends and have a great laugh together.

A Nutshell

This is basically a movie that only children below the age of 5 will enjoy tremendously, despite having to see 6 half-balls, contributed courtesy of the 3 lead female characters, being continuously flashed on screen, thanks to some neck plunging wardrobe (where’s that malfunction when you need one?) Totally bland and really uninteresting, I would suggest sticking to the manga instead.

These are all negative and so far I haven’t been able to find a positive one to counter all of the bad buzz.

Thanks to movieboy1 for the links.

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  • MovieDude
    Seriously, did anyone expect this movie to be near close to average? This thing was doomed from its beginning =)
  • ok...can be sure its gonna get straight to dvd here in germany :)
  • MovieDude
    ja, sone kacke kommt bei uns nicht in die kinos =)
  • epic
    It was obvious from the trailers it was going to suck, you need cooler people involved like the Wachowski brothers or Quinto Tarinto. The movie needs to be at least 2hours in length and has to be epic, with good character development and part 1 of 3 of a long trilogy. The script has to be better than the cartoons and really give you a sense of who these characters are and who they may become. It has to be dark when it's time to be dark and light when it's time to be light, Goku getting yelled at and him being a boy growing up/eating like a pig and then kicking ass in martial arts competitions. Perhaps even start from the very beginning and have flashes of his life to the point of where he faces Vegeta/Freeza. I hope they just make a Dragon Ball Z movie, which was the best in the series. With a epic director/budget/screenwriter/actors, this can work. I'm thinking of a cross between superman/matrix/killbill and star wars.
  • AngryFan
    This movie was a disgrace to the entire DB franchise, and at times watching it was utterly painful.
  • dbz
    Sam Rami save us, use your spiderman director skills and make a better Dragon Ball Z Movie.
  • HopeForFuture
    What can I say about this movie besides, when the hell did I miss all the episodes where Goku attended High School, Master Roshi was younger than 70, Bulma wanted to be famous, and Yamcha didn't know martial arts...By the way where the hell was Krillin?
    If they decide to do another movie with Vegeta, Freeza, and maybe Cell and the Androids I hope they'll be smarter and stick a little closer to the actual comics and shows for reference, or risk throwing out an equally terrible repeat of DragonBall:Evolution
  • Jose Polanco
    Holy Crap this movie sucks!, i got received a copy of this movie and boy! this is a real stink-a-roo. Dragonball is the only anime i use to see when i was young. i've seen the complete series and owned all the games, but now at age 19, i prey that this movie would not be seen by public eyes, i recommend to see Watchmen again. SAVE YOURSELF! don't let your childhood be broken into tiny pieces!.
  • SlashFox14
    Man thats not good. :(
  • what?
    Pffwhahahaha!!! too many ppl think this movie sucked! what the hell man, I watched dragonball z growing up, and even tho this movie is not even into the DBZ stage yet till the sequel(saiyan saga), I thought it kicked ass and exceeded my expectations...I liked this movie alot...AWSOME!!! thumbs up guys!!! looking forward to "good piccolo, radditz, vegeta, gohan, krillin & tien" in the next movie...I give DBE a solid 8 out of 10
  • shogun90
    are you retarded ? there wont be a sequel, there is no chance in hell that FOX will green light a sequel after these kind of reviews.
  • Doritos
    Yeah keep saying that to yourself ''there wont be anysequel..there wont be anysequel...'' ...lol it might become true.

    The movie was Okay to me, you ALL (most of you) watched a BOOTLEG, bad quality CUTTED version, the USA version will have 100 minutes, you watched the Japanese version, which has 86 minutes, BUT since it was bootleged the guys filming, for some reason, cutted 16 minutes of movie, so there is AT LEAST 25 more minutes missing...yeah nice way to judge the movie!
  • hourlyman
    this movie was probably one of the lamest movies i've ever watched. its so horrible to even be consider as dragon ball z. what? are they going to come out with a new dragon ball z movie in a couple of years like how they all did to the movie HULK and PUNISHER too..
  • Speedian
    It won't get a sequel.....it will get a revamp guaranteed
  • Doritos
    The movie was Okay to me, you ALL (most of you) watched a BOOTLEG, bad quality CUTTED version, the USA version will have 100 minutes, you watched the Japanese version, which has 86 minutes, BUT since it was bootleged the guys filming, for some reason, cutted 16 minutes of movie, so there is AT LEAST 25 more minutes missing...yeah nice way to judge the movie!
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