2. Santa’s Slay
First of all, good job guy-who-came-up-with-the-movie-title! That is an A+ Christmas horror pun. Santa’s Slay is a tongue-in-cheek pitch black horror comedy that casts Santa as demonic killer prone to holiday specific murders (Christmas tree impaling, drowning in eggnog, etc.). But instead of just being a blood thirsty homicidal Santa, the killer in Santa’s Slay is the son of the big red guy himself, Satan. Yep, turns out Satan fostered Santa through a virgin birth, planning to let his demonic spawn run rampant on the Earth. That is until Satan was defeated in a curling match by an angel, cursing Santa to deliver presents for the next 1,000 years. Well, 1,000 years has come and gone, and Santa is now free to slaughter again.
Santa’s Slay is the best kind of yuletide horror movie: One that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Also, it bears mentioning that Santa is portrayed by former WCW wrestler Bill Goldberg. So there’s that.